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The bold front graphic makes your mood clear before anyone even thinks about testing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft cotton blend — warm, cozy \u0026amp; comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed — flattering without being clingy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold “Thick Thighs Thin Patience” front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sleeve branding \u0026amp; Luckless logo detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Heather Green, Heather Blue, Heather Maroon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e SM, MD, LG, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for gym days, grocery runs, school pickup lines, or any situation where someone might try your patience. 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