"Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch — I Win" Funny Graphic Tee | Bella + Canvas Unisex

Why play by the rules when you can just win?

The "Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch — I Win" tee is for the person who always finds a loophole. Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas unisex crew neck, this is the kind of shirt that gets a double-take and a laugh every single time.

• 👕 Bella + Canvas crew neck — super soft, premium feel with a flattering unisex fit
• 😄 Bold sarcastic graphic — vintage-style print that stands out
• 🎨 Vintage print aesthetic — slight distressed look from the printing process adds character
• 📏 Sizes S–3XL

Care: Machine wash inside-out in cold water · Tumble dry low or line dry · Mild detergent · Avoid fabric softener and dryer sheets

Note: Product photos are mockups. The actual shirt will have a vintage look due to the printing process. Colors may vary slightly from screen to screen.

The perfect gift for the friend who always wins — by any means necessary. ✊💪