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Minimalist Coasters
$33.00 USD
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$33.00 USD
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One Word. All the Mood. — Minimalist Ceramic Coasters
Because sometimes your drink deserves a throne and you're too tired for complete sentences. These thick ceramic coasters deliver maximum personality in minimum words — one perfectly chosen word per coaster to match whatever energy you're bringing to the table. Mix and match, collect them all, or gift the one that says exactly what your friend can't.
Choose Your Word
- CHILL — For when you're pretending to have it all together
- CHUG — Because adulting is hard
- COCKTAILS — Fancy way to say "it's been a day"
- COFFEE — Your morning motivation in one word
- DRINK — Keeping it simple
- GUZZLE — No judgment zone
- RELAX — Permission slip to do nothing
- SIP — For when you're trying to be classy
- SLURP — Because manners are overrated
- THIRSTY — Story of your life
- WINE — Because water can't fix this
Features
- 4" diameter thick ceramic construction — durable and drink-worthy
- Cork backing to protect surfaces (like your emotional walls)
- Individually packaged in a kraft gift box — ready to gift straight out of the bag
- Mix & match styles to build your collection
- Optional coaster rack add-on available at checkout
Add-On Options
- Steel Coaster Rack — Holds up to 6 round coasters (not included unless selected)
- Plastic Stand(s) — Select this add-on and you'll receive one stand per coaster purchased (e.g., 6-pack = 6 stands)
Perfect For
- Minimalists who still like to drink
- Coffee addicts, wine enthusiasts, and cocktail lovers
- Anyone who communicates in single words
- Gifting — for the friend who has everything except the right coaster
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urge to collect all 11 styles. We don't make the rules. 🥂